What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do many modern Hollywood films rely heavily on CGI and visual effects instead of actual sets? What is your opinion on this trend?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is your secret to glowing skin?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

What are the popular niches to talk about as a content creator on the social media platform?

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What would you change in the "Game of Thrones" storyline if you were one of the writers of the TV series?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the hidden meaning behind 'Skibidi Ohio', and why is it trending?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do scientists behave?

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why isn't the FBI raiding all Silicon Valley companies like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, WhatsApp, TikTok, Reddit, Google, Yahoo, YouTube, Disqus, Wikipedia for censoring the World through their Ban cartel violating the constitution freespeech laws?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?